Hello.
My name is Nafissa in search of a man who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun, but a matured man with good sense of humor, reading about you i develop interest on you, i believe we can start from here, waiting for your reply so that i can send my pictures and further introductions.
kisses Nafissa ..
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Hola..
Mi nombre es Nafissa en busca de un hombre que entiende el amor como la confianza y la fe en lugar de verlo como una forma de diversión, si no un hombre con una maduración buen sentido del humor, la lectura acerca de usted i desarrollar el interés en ti, creo que podemos empezar desde aquí, a la espera de su respuesta para que yo pueda enviar mis fotos y más presentaciones.
Nafissa besos......
Como ya había leído en la web Ebola Monkey Man -cuya lectura recomiendo encarecidamente-, temas parecidos, me propuse tomar el pelo yo también al que pretendía tomarme a mí, más que el pelo, el dinero. Ni corto ni perezoso, respondí tanteando al timador (en azul):
It seems you have mistaken the person. I am postrated in a wheelchair -luckily I have inherited several funds from my parents and I have no need to care about my condition- so I have no experience in love, as you can imagine... I had once something like a relationship, but it was before I quitted Alcoholic Anonymous and falled in alcoholism again. Please, let me know where you read about me, because I was told by my therapist that he wouldn't publish my personal info in his article.
Kind Regards,
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
No fue necesario esperar demasiado hasta que recibí una contestación a la sarta de disparates que había escrito, convenientemente ilustrada con supuestas fotografías de la remitente -supongo que tomadas en el archiconocido campo de refugiados senegalés del reverendo Padre Benjamin Patrick Colli-, como la que se puede observar a la izquierda de estas líneas. Esta querencia de los timadores africanos por retratarse, buscando darle un viso de verosimilitud a la correspondencia, resulta muy útil para chanzas posteriores -como se puede ver en Ebola Monkey-, dándole una vuelta de tuerca, más jocosa aún si cabe, al intercambio epistolar. [Continúa...]
Dear, I am writ ting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or meet ourselves previously I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I want to find out if it's possible for you to deal with individual as to investment. My dear i will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now.I will make my proposal well known to you. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. Well I am Nafissa johnson, 23 yer old girl from Liberia in west Africa,i am a daughter of late Mr Johnson Baw my late father was the personal advicer to the former head of state president Charles Taylor who is now in exile, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning killing my mother and my father It was only me that is alive now, and i managed to make my way to near by country, The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of my future investment and also to help me to transfer the money that he deposited in finacier company over to your possession. the amount is ( USD 7.4 Million dollars ) he made this deposit some years back,the money was deposited as a family tresure which i am the nest of kin.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf as my partner, and in time of claiming the money and investment as well. I have made up my mind to offer you 25%of the total money, while the remaining will go into a productive business for me or you take me as your daugther to manage the money,
As I have mention earlier I will make the procedure to this transaction to be well know to you. Pls attach your direct and full contact address asyou reply to me. Thanks and God Bless you,
This is my address Villa No 75 Fadia Avenue Dakar Senegal You can reach me with this telephone number ( 00221 - 765238993 ) the number belongs to the reverend Father his name is reverend Father Benjamin Patrick Colli, when you call tell him that you want to speak with Miss Nafissa Johnson Baw so that he will send for me ok.
yours,
Miss Nafissa Johnson Baw.
¡Bingo! Se había tragado el anzuelo hasta el fondo. ¿El anzuelo? El anzuelo, la boya y poco le faltó para empalarse con la caña. ¿Esta gente lee lo que les escriben? Una oportunidad así no podía dejarla pasar; por supuesto, le respondí, pero esta vez llevándolo un paso más allá. Ya no sólo soy un inválido, alcohólico y con problemas psiquiátricos llamado Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, sino que mi psiquiatra se llama Sancho Panza y soy de una iglesia satánica con sede en Narnia. Mi agente artístico no es menos literario:
Hi Nafisa,
Luckily I'm recovered from the sedation they gave in the Asylum. I will be happy to help you but first I have to arrange some afairs in order to leave the mental institution where I must stay these last days. My therapist, Dr. Sancho Panza has told me that I will allowed to come back home maybe in a week, as long as I keep with my medication.
Unfortunately, my beliefs forbid me to talk with a christian priest, so it'll be impossible to phone you, but don't care, I will ask the priest of my Satanic Parish for being excused by the Unholy Greatest Antipope of the Unholy Black Church, but as for sure you are aware, the request must be sent to Narnia where His Unholiness lives, and it will take some time.
Since I'll be not at home for a while, I'd rather keep in contact by email, but if you really need to contact me by ordinary post, feel free to contact my artistic agent, who will be pleased to kindly attend you, in this address:
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
221B Baker Street
London NW1, UK
Kind Regards,
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
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