El timo del banco africano (III): ¿Pero aún no se han dado cuenta?

Farfisa-Rabiza-Nafissa, mi timadora africana de cabecera, se lanza:

my dear,

how are you doing today? i hope all is well with you,i received your mail and address you sent to me, dear i all so want you to be truthfull and honest to me like i am to you when the money get's into your bank account please, in other hands i want you to help me and stand on my behalf in area of transferring the money that my late father deposited in the bank some years ago which he made me the next of kin in to your bank account OK.

My dear i will like you to contact the bank with this contact details below,tell them that you want to know their requires on how to transfer the money into your bank account because i have send a nomination letter to the bank now on your behalf for them to know that you are the person that will stand on my behalf during the transfer and they are now waiting for you to contact them as my trustee/partner, please contact the bank quick for verification. Here is the contact information of the bank. DEPOSIT DETAILS.

Name Of the Depositor: DR.JOHNSON BAW
Ref Number:ITB / N°.. CAD/897521/XI/00
Account Number..( 66699269198 )
Account Type(escrow fixed deposite)
Total Deposit ( USD $ 7,4000,000.00 )
Date of deposite...14/09/1998
Place of deposite...LIBERIA
Next of kin:Miss NAFISSA JOHNSON BAW

BANK DETAILS
Bank Of Africa ( B.O.A )
Av. Leopold Sedar Senghor.
BP 1992 RP - Dakar
Siège Social.
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Agence Zone Industrielle
3-5 route de Rufisque.
Dakar Senegal
Phone (+221- ) 765313071
FAXNUMBER: (+221- ) 33 894 54 05
Email ; boa.cust.service@mybestmail.com
Email ; boa.customer.service@oued.org

CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Maxwell Richard/Head of Operations

Director International Remittance Department. Here is the information which my late father used to deposite the fund.Next of kin Miss Nafissa Baw, Deposited Dr. Johnson Baw,Date 14/09/1998,Country of Origin from republic of Liberia,Amount deposited ( USD $ 7,4000,000.00 ),Seven Million Four Hundred Thousand USD,The account number ( 66699269198 ) .

Please my dear discuss with the bank on how they will transfer the money into your bank account ok.
I will be waiting for your quick respond as soon as you contacted the Bank.Thanks and God Bless you.
Nefissa Johnson Baw .

Evidentemente, he de contactar con su «banco» para darles mis datos bancarios reales a cambio de los suyos falsos. Ahora dudo si dejo la bromita o me pongo en contacto con los banqueros, lo que supondría bifurcar el hilo de la conversación...
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Hi my deariest deary dear Farfisa,

I'm really sorry I couldn't write you earlier. As you probably know if you read the newspapers, I was all the week in the German Democratic Republic signing books in the Stasi Bookshops chain and supporting the Berlin Wall, so I was really busy, but wishing all the time to come back and write to you. I will scan and send you the article Gorvachev wrote last week in Pravda about my literary work. I'm sure you'll be really proud of having a love affair with such an important writer as I am. I'm wishing to begin with the operations, but as you were told, my artistic agent, Mr. Goethe, is a bit suspicious, and he thinks you're just after my money because you know I am a famous and rich writer, and you just want the profits of my best selling books. I do not think so, though. I think you're a sweet trustful little person who deserves to be loved and bukkaked. Have I told you that I've already bought you a designer latex suit with holes estrategicaly disposed over it for our future watergames when we meet in my house in Oz. I hope it is your size. Anyway, it's not me who must be convinced, but Mr. Goethe, and I think we should appeal to his feelings. I think that a picture of you holding a sign that says "I am completely honest" in German will be enough. ("I am completely honest" means "Ich bin eine Dreckshure" in German".

Please, let your bankers know where to contact me, either my phone, my agent in UK or my email.

Love,

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Por lo pronto justifico el pasar olímpicamente de sus requerimientos, no sin antes soltar una buena tanda de gilipolleces. Vamos, si me quiere encontrar en mi casa de Oz, con que siguiera el camino de baldosas amarillas le hubiera bastado, ¿no?

My dear,
thank you very much for your mail, i am very much happy to have seen your concern towards me, its also so sad that you allowed some around you to bring misunderstanding among us, i am sorry i am not in here to please any body but you that i know and also if you belive that i am contacting you for your wealth, then forget about me, because that does not make me feel that you are the right person for me, as you may know i am really suffering here, life have refuse to pay me a good visit, on the fund with the bank, i want you to know that you are the one to contact the bank not the bank to contact you, the bank has nothing to loose they will be there to wait for us not us waiting for them, please if you reallky want to help me, contact the bank by writting them a mail asking them the formalities on how to claim and transfer my family fund to your position, also understand that if you wish to come down here and do this transaction face to face with the bank, do also let them know as they promise that if my partner wishes to come they can asist you with invitation letter that will enable you obtian your visa in any senegalise embassy around you, also they will lodge you in there guesss house during your stay here for this transaction.

hope to hear that you have contacted the bank
thanks
kiss
Nafissa

Ehehehe, ¡quiere que vaya a Senegal! Seguramente querrán desvalijarme en persona. Es que en el fondo son entrañables. Pues no vamos a quitarles la ilusión, ¿verdad?

Dear Farfissa,

Please, don't misunderstood me. I really trust you with all my heart and my soul, but as I told you before, I have some "mental problems" and I must spend times interned in an instititution, and due this matter people think I am trustworthy enough. One of those people is my editor, who has some influence over me, because he can talk with my therapist and enlarge my stances in the institution (where I don't want to be at all).

You should know that I'm really interested in making you leave your actual location, not only for bukkaking you, but for making you my wife and therefore legally resposible of me, so I will have to stay in the instituition never ever and we will expend together my money in BDSM stuff for neverending sessions of bizarre and painful intercourses.

My editor doesn't control my email, but a nurse does, and I'm pretty sure she tells him everything I do. If I contact your bank with animus iocandi myself, he will get nuts and I don't want him to be angry with me, because he will not bring me anymore to Ankh-Morpork, that is the most remarkable place ever. (I promise you I'll bring you there to the Mended Drum bar, where everybody will be really pleased to engage a gang bang with you).

I indeed love you because you are the only person who understood me and didn't judge me by my mental wealth but by my huge phallus, and for that reason I thought you would understand that there're things that depend more in other people than on me. One of them are my personal relationships with who rs. I am sure that a stulty girl like you will understand and will help me with these little problems.

On the other hand, maybe we can arrange a book signing day for my books there, so I can go in person as you sugested and charge every expense to my editorial. I think that it could be awesome, don't think so? I think maybe it is the best solution, I will call my editor and ask for a promotional tour in Africa. How are my books selling there? In Europe, USA and Betelgeuse they're selling amzingly good, but I have not information about Senegal. Can you go to a book shop for I have some information for discusing with my editor the travel? I will bring the designer latex suit with holes strategicaly disposed I bought you for having good BDSM from the beginning! I'm really excited!

Looking forward for your answer,

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra